Let me first explain that there are 3 categories of cards you can enter this contest for….Birthday Card, Get Well Card, and “Hang In There” Card. You have to have a “message” for each one…
Here are my choices for the Birthday card..
1… 2… 3…
4… 5…
Card message:
ON CARD FRONT..”….”I HATE birthday parties. I hate the cake, the games and the balloons!”
OPEN CARD… “Just leave my presents on the steps…AND GET OFF MY PORCH!!!”
Get Well Card…So far I only have one photo that I like…
Card message:
ON CARD FRONT…”They say when you’re sick you’re suppose to cough into your elbow”
OPEN CARD……”Just happens that’s where I wipe my nose…”
“Hang In There “ card…
1… 2…
3… 4…
Card message:
ON FRONT….”Yesterday was a bad day..I dropped my dentures down the toilet.”
OPEN.."Today…one flush, toilet overflowed….and there they were…Good day…”
And here are some runner up photos..not sure about these….(The close ups are killin’ me)
NO, THAT IS NOT A REAL CIGARETTE….BUT THAT IS A REAL GLASS OF WINE!!
PLEASE ACCEPT MY MOST HUMBLE APOLOGIES FOR SUBJECTING YOU TO THESE PHOTOS..I HOPE NO ANIMALS OR SMALL CHILDREN WERE ANYWHERE NEAR YOU COMPUTER!!
HERE IS THE REAL THING…IS SHE GIVING ME THE FINGER???
I’D LIKE A FEW OPINIONS ON THE MAXINE LOOK ALIKE PHOTOS . I’M NOT EVEN SURE I HAVE THE NERVE TO ENTER THIS THING.
I WILL NOW LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR THOUGHTS…..( DON’ T DO ANYTHING RASH, YOU WILL RECOVER SOON, I PROMISE..)
Good One Donna!!! I think you need a warm vacation!
ReplyDeletefantabulous!!!..I say go for it!..what is the prize???..you should be a 'shoe in'..unless there is someone better than your beloved 'Maxine'!..but I doubt it!!
ReplyDeletehave a great day in Sandwich!..
no pepto bismol was necessary!
Love it, love it, love it!!
ReplyDeleteWell now, that was different! Didn't need Pepto, but then I have a strong stomach!
ReplyDeleteI think you are having yourself a loooooooooooooooooong winter but I know where your coming from. I once posted a picture of myself with a paper bag over my head complete with cutouts for eyes & a cowboy hat on top. Good for you in breaking with the usual every day blogging routine. The things some of we bloggers will do to shake the tree sometimes eh:))
ReplyDeleteO.K. I think you have a serious case of "CABIN FEVER"
ReplyDeleteTell Dennis to get you out of the house as quickly as possible.
Travel Safe
Dawn & Denise
Ok, I think you've refilled that wine glass just one too many times...
ReplyDeleteGirl, you MUST enter it...these pictures rock!!! Love it....
ReplyDeleteMaxine, I mean Donna, outstanding, if you don't win then somebody IS crazier than you. Glad you enjoyed your wine too.This made my day, Be safe out there. Sam & Donna...
ReplyDeleteThose are great you must enter it.
ReplyDeleteWhen you get done we have a nice place here called Two Rivers, you can rest and get the help you need.
You are an excellent look alike! I like the one about the teeth.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS FOR THE ADVICE AND COMMENTS...I'LL BE LEAVING FOR "THE HOME" BY THE END OF FEBRUARY...
ReplyDeleteI had to post a link to this post in Facebook....LOL!
ReplyDeleteNow you've gone and done it. I'm going to have to sue you! I was laughing so hard I fell off my chair and hurt myself. OMGosh, you are hilarious. I pick #5 for the first one. Are you sure you aren't Maxine? Don't you DARE chicken out - you are THE WINNER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThose are great! I think you must be Maxine, for sure! You know what they say, if it looks like it and sounds like it, it must be it. You're it!!
ReplyDeleteHERE'S A REAL GLITCH IN MY PHOTOS...MAXINE DOESN'T SMOKE...SHE MUST HAVE QUIT..NOW I GOTTA RETAKE FOR THE BIRTHDAY AND HANG IN THERE CARD...#@%!!*#$!!!
ReplyDeleteNow, if only I knew who in the heck this Maxine lady is, I just might have some idea of what this blog is all about!!
ReplyDeleteYou are sure to win, great pics and card verses. Good luck!!
ReplyDeleteStay Safe
oh my goodness, those are ALL great, you are a shoe in!!!
ReplyDeleteDang, hard to choose! I like the denture thing and the get well idea. Maybe Maxine lying on a couch with the thermometer about to sneeze?
ReplyDeleteYou definitely need to enter this contest! This may be your true calling?? :)
Yep, I can see Maxine sporting a tattoo peeking out from her PJ leg! These are great! I think you may win!
ReplyDeleteOMG LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThose are P E R F E C T!!!!!!!!!!
I love the card versus too. Go for it!
Take care,
Connie